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Joke of the Day
"A man is almost hit by a car. Chrysler averted."
Next Joke
"Q: What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog? A: Out, out, damned Spot!"
"Kitty Pryde walks into a bar Something is disrupting her mutant power."
"Sharks would be a lot less scary if they had ears."
"What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs? Bob."
"If cavemen had Twitter we would still not have fire."
"Knock Knock -Who's there? Come in. -Come in who? ( )"
"I'm sick and tired of all these goddamn illegal aliens taking jobs away from good, hard-working American aliens."
"Been chatting with this 14 year old girl. Real sexy and flirty. Things are going great, but now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How fucking cool is that for someone her age."
"I need to get one of those gadgets for my camera so I can take pictures of myself. I think it's called a narciss-stick."