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Joke of the Day
"Feet are legends"
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"Behind every great man is a great woman... A in-between them is a wife that's always complaining."
"Why didn't the oyster give to charity? He was shellfish."
"How did jew get beer? He brew"
"Haha my cousin's safeword is ""chalice."" (We don't have sex; I saw it cuz I hacked his email to get his salmon casserole recipe)"
"Someone asked me, ""What's the difference the testes and the penis?"" I said, ""Well, there's a vas deferens between them."""
"How does Jesus stay in shape? He does crossfit."
"Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped up and said ""TO INFINITY... AND BEYOND!"""
"Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going."
"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."