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Joke of the Day
"Feet are legends"
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"What's the best thing about oral sex? The 5 minutes of peace and quiet!"
"Getting tired of these people who come to my door, telling me I'm gonna burn unless I'm saved... The flashing lights on their trucks were pretty cool to see, though."
"Tell me your local jokes! Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow? Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!"
"The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company."
"Just started coaching some retarded children in football The passing isn't very good yet, but the dribbling is fantastic."
"How do chemists get high? they drop acid of course"
"Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just 2."
"Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario. ""It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."""