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Joke of the Day
"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged? Fiancee."
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"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"
"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."
"""And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?"" asks mother. ""Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"""
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel!"
"My old car is a great investment It doubles in value every time I fill the gas tank."
"Ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? Nope. --- That's because it hasn't come out yet."
"Why did the console player cross the road? To get the game 6 months earlier"
"I've just discovered that I'm allergic to cats. Either that or I undercooked it."
"I told a man I was voting third party He said, ""That's wasting your vote! Come on, gun to your head, who would you pick, Clinton or Trump"" ""Simple,"" I replied, ""I'd pick the bullet."""