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Joke of the Day
"How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?? Slow down and grab some lube!!"
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"They say there's a lot of fish in the sea but I can't hold my breath long enough to have sex with them."
"As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it."
"What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk? *Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*"
"If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer."
"I wanted to eat lunch at KFC and my girlfriend wanted to eat lunch at Chick-Fil-A... we compromised and went to Chick-Fil-A."
"House for sale. Spider on ceiling."
"The reason no one likes my story about a broken pencil: It's pointless."
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"I think that reddit's lockdown was an entirely democratic process... achieved completely by popular voat"