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Joke of the Day

"I asked a chinese girl for her number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents."

"People complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains."

"I love eating Swiss pancakes. They're like regular pancakes but neutral, so I can eat as many as I want."

"What do you call a space alien in a hoodie? Treyvon Martian"

"What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit the other one says rub-it rub-it!"

"What's the bet part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them!"

"A man walks into a search bar Just kidding. No one ever does that."

"What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit? Ow! That megahertz!"

"I do have a joke about circumcision, but I'll need to cut it short."