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Joke of the Day
"I do have a joke about circumcision, but I'll need to cut it short."
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"Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government."
"I once dated a guy who left a trail of rose petals leading to a sinkful of dirty dishes."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year"
"Q: Why didn't Count Dracula get married? A: He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."
"*on phone* He: so where is this going, babe? Me: *dumps pop rocks into mouth* I can't hear you...reception's bad!!"
"What do you see when you go to the tiny beach? Microwaves."
"""This is why I hate fancy restaurants, I can never pronounce anything on the menu"" -me, drunk, holding the Waffle House menu upside down"
"Someone discovered my password. Now I have to rename my dog."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."