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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a space alien in a hoodie? Treyvon Martian"
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"What has four letters, but a long sentence? Rape."
"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"
"Facebook needs an ""I've already seen this on Twitter"" button."
"if someone asks me if I need help finding something in a department store I like to slowly describe a gun"
"Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant? He had a hollow-weenie"
"At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen."
"Me: you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"
"you'll know you're a grown-up when you keep fifteen unnecessary pillows on your bed"
"Why can't 2 Asians have a white baby 2 wongs don't make a white"