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Joke of the Day
"What's the bet part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them!"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the pair of university professors who got sued for sexual harassment? They were two lecturers."
"What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room? You're just gonna have to be a little patient."
"Whenever I get out of an Uber I imagine cameras spinning around me and my shirt blowing up in slo-mo like I'm in a Michael Bay movie."
"Every time I drive by a church my Praydar goes fucking ballistic."
"so you teens like ""selfies"" huh? well if you picked up a bible now and then you would know god did selfies when he created us in his image"
"Latest economic indicators show an uptick of growth in the manufacturing outrage sector."
"I know what I am going to name my first yacht Z. I can't wait to be a dad"
"Why don't you ever see three mexicans crossing the border at the same time? Because the signs say ""No trespassing"""
"Haha, You're Gay. Go get married."