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Joke of the Day

"What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit? Ow! That megahertz!"

"Doctor Doctor some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents."

"Have you heard the one about the seamstress? It's sew sew."

"I'm so poor I'm taking a vacation on Google Street View this year."

"Did you hear about the guy who got chilled to absolute zero? Hes 0K now."

"""Is your refrigerator running?"" ""Hasn't decided yet,"" I say, winking at my refrigerator & hanging up. A ""FRIDGE 2016"" banner hangs above him"

"Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant."

"Opposing counsel licks his thumb every time he turns a page in his file and basically I didn't even know this rage inside me existed."

"Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world? A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)"

"why public hairs not gone white ?"