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Joke of the Day
"My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents."
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"What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs? You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out."
"Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I'll show myself out y'all"
"Enemas make shit happen. No seriously."
"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"My first wife was a great housekeeper. She kept both houses"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"
"him: i love you me: im saving my emotions for the star wars premiere"
"What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire? They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises."
"GF Trying to Find a 32 Bit version of MS Office. ""WTF, there is no 32 bit version. They are all 64 bit or x86."""