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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit the other one says rub-it rub-it!"

"Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks."

"[Offensive] Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas."

"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal? Fission chips."

"I don't feel sorry for people who waited until the last minute to do their taxes... I finished mine over a year ago..."

"Straight Outta Compton Spoiler Eazy-E dies"

"Vanilla body wash.... smells amazing.... tastes like shit. Someone needs to figure that out."

"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed his space."

"What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !"

"You know what they say. Once you go Mac.... you find out your dads dead. RIP Steve Jobs :("