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Joke of the Day
"I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper."
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"I am watching silence of the lambs for the first time and... I am **eating** this movie up."
"There are 30 cows and twenty eight chickens... How many didn't? Better told in person."
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"My uncle died from a turtle stampede. It was a slow death."
"I had a heated argument with my wife last night... Apparently leaving the water heater on got me in hot water."
"Waking up Is the second hardest thing in the morning."