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Joke of the Day
"There are 30 cows and twenty eight chickens... How many didn't? Better told in person."
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"I would pay 5$ to see my girlfriend naked on the street I don't have a girlfriend, 5$ would be a good bargain"
"I like my reddit jokes like I like my coffee... Dark and tasteless."
"Nothing says ""Proper Retirement Planning"" like a garbage can full of losing lottery tickets"
"So I'm still newish around here... What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?"
"How are cats like empty wine bottles? I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both."
"""Meh-eh-eh. Meh-eh-eh"" - Apathetic goat."
"Just made 7 decisions based on my phone's battery life."
"Before the invention of the hose, firefighters had to put fires out with their fists."
"All this negativity in the world and I still remain Positive! -Magic Johnson"