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Joke of the Day
"What's 6"" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants?? My iPhone 6."
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"The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me."
"Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
"It's OK if you don't like my personality,,, I've got others."
"1) Print out all your favstar trophies and fold them so they are 2D 2) Put them on your mantle 3) Invite dad over 4) Become favorite son"
"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse replies, ""I'm finally starting to realize that my alcoholism is tearing my family apart,"""
"Do girls in Asia get tattoos in English on their backs?"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalottapuss."
"What do sex and air have in common? Neither one is a very big deal, unless you're not getting any."
"Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move."