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Joke of the Day
"What's 6"" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants?? My iPhone 6."
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"I gave all my batteries away free of charge."
"What is the worlds friendliest aircraft? A hellocopter!"
"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It looks like the backstroke, sir."
"7: ""Mama, if someone licked the treadmill, would that someone get sick?"" Me: ""Are you the someone?"" 7: ""Maybe"" Holy hell."
"One and only ""Damn, i would like to get down your skirt"", the horny boy said to the pretty girl. The pretty girl replies: ""why? There's already one ashole there"""
"My ultra-cheesy pick up line, based on old Pepe Le Pew cartoons Le meooooww.... Le Purrrrrrrr... Le me?"
"If you can't stand behind our troops, feel free to to stand in front of them!"
"He leans in, looks into my eyes, and lowers the lights. I go in for the kiss. And now I'm being escorted out of the opticians."
"Where do twin lesbians party? Klondike Bar"