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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobie."

"Slept with a girl who had eczema last night The sex was alright but her tits were cracking!"

"I heard that Sarah Palin is inviting everyone to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house"

"I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer."

"A woman stopped me in my tracks. She said, ""You wouldn't know where the nearest hospital is?"" ""That is correct."" I replied."

"If you are a driver who swerves right before turning left, take a long hard look in the mirror, and then punch yourself in the face."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, Dozen tit?"

"I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today. I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind."

"What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? You only need a nail to hang a painting."

"Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces."