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Joke of the Day

"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it tastes great."

"Wait, is Obama our second black President or our first black President again?"

"Is this sub dying? Almost nobody has posted anything all year!"

"I'm a trustworthy friend. Count on me to tell you when our relationship is over."

"My best friend was talking to me about proposing to his girlfriend. I'm not sure though, she's not really my type."

"Stripper joke (NSFW?) A man walks into a strip club and immediately gets some action from a stripper. He walks out, satisfied, and says, ""Wow, what great cervix!"""

"A cow moves in next door to a horse... ...the horse says, ""Welcome to the neighhhhhhhhhhhhborhood!"""

"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."

"They say you have safety in numbers... Sure, tell *that* to 6,000,000 Jews. [Source](http://youtu.be/Rzb_p1mRW1M?t=4m48s) I really recommend watching the entire video though, it's hilarious."

"Hub: This looks delicious! I love spaghetti! Me: I know Hub: Pass the foot powder. ~and that's why I can never eat Parmesan cheese again"