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Joke of the Day
"I'm a trustworthy friend. Count on me to tell you when our relationship is over."
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"I just saved a bunch of money by shopping online with other people's credit card numbers."
"What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner? [removed]"
"What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom? If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy?"
"Why did the porn star end up in the E.R.? One too many blows to the head. My only original joke. I'll see myself out."
"MAYBE PEACH JUST LIKES BOWSER A LOT AND WE'RE FOLLOWING A NARRATIVE OF MARIO THE DELUSIONAL HOMEWRECKER. *cops pull me from operating room*"
"11: He shoots for her coffee. He SCORES! HE'S... Me: Grounded."
"What kind of health insurance does a llama need? Ollamacare"
"I casually mentioned to my cat that I've petted many animals in my time, and she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ""How many?"""
"Here's a new mythological creature for the consideration pile. Taurustaur. Half man, half reliable family sedan."