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Joke of the Day
"Is this sub dying? Almost nobody has posted anything all year!"
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"Whenever a bird shits on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on front of my porch just to let them know what I am capable of"
"Has a conversation in my head - Cackles with mirth"
"My Ex? Yea I'd still hit that.........WITH A CAR"
"What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? The nba"
"A man's penis enters the Guinness Book of Records... then the librarian told him to take it out."
"JOKE! :D What is a Nigger in a Cockpit? .... ... .... .... .... A Pilote ! What are you thinging about! tststststststs Rassist !"
"What kind of root is only easy to find on paper? *A square one.*"
"Woman sends emotional text that's 5 paragraphs long. Man responds with ""k."" Woman spontaneously combusts."
"What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper"