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Joke of the Day

"Is this sub dying? Almost nobody has posted anything all year!"

"How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence? Dye a blonde's hair."

"TIFU by Posting in the Wrong Subreddit Twice"

"What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes? You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/"

"I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey Luckily I since turned myself around."

"The police caught me while I was spraypainting graffiti. I tried to deny it, but the writing was already on the wall."

"Q: When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? A: At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees."

"A donkey falls into a bowl of sugar... Now, that's a sweet ass."

"Waiter, ""Welcome to red lobster, I'm your seafood expert."" me- ""did you know octopuses have a beak?"" W-""no"" Me- ""who's the expert now?"""

"George W. G. Ferris Jr. designed and constructed the first Ferris Wheel. He saw much potential in his new invention, he said, ""This will revolutionise circus attractions!"""