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"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."
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"What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms? A urinarrator."
"I accidentally used AOL.com to search for something today. I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future."
"Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School"
"Little Girl: mom, I want to be an alligator when I grow up Mom: well, pick one. You can't be...acghhghh! Stop eating me! Aghhghhh...ah..a...bleh."
"The good news is, it turns out there is literally nothing we can say here that will ruin our chances at a political career."
"I am not a racist but... I am not a racist but you have to agree that Little Cesars' Five dollar piazza is a good buy."
"Do you want to hear a powerball joke? Sorry, odds are you won't get it."
"TIL that soldiers in Vietnam ate small amounts of C4 plastic explosive to get high. No wonder the US defense budget blew up so quickly."
"In Soviet Russia... ...bar raise you!"