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"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? ""Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"""
"If I get an email headed ""Dear Friend"", I know it's a scam. I don't have friends"
"Gentleman My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down."
"How does a CANDU reactor work? By believing in itself."
"can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old."
"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said ""Moving."""
"What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot? Aye CaRoomba"
"How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb? None, because chauvinists can't change anything."