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Joke of the Day
"Wait, is Obama our second black President or our first black President again?"
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"A woman is complaining to her neighbor: - My husband is 300% impotent. - A few days ago you told me 100%, not 300%. - Well, yesterday he fell down the stairs, broke his finger and bit his tongue."
"I am ""cool"" and ""chill"" and ""stuck inside the walk in freezer."""
"How are pirates like pimps? They both have gold teeth and say ""yo ho!"""
"My dad has a weird hobby, he collects empty bottles. Which sounds a lot better than alcoholic."
"I'm close to $100,000 deep in student loans for my English degree and I just used the word ""awesome"" 10 times in a row to describe a guy."
"Whats the difference between Barcak Hussein Obama (or any bought and paid for American politician) and a bucket, full of horse sh*t? Not much, the bucket. Just the bucket my friends."
"*sips some coffee & interrupts break room conversation* ""Technically we're all under the weather today unless you're an astronaut in orbit"""
"How to catch an elephant Dig a hole big enough for an elephant. Fill it with loose ash and cover it with frozen peas as bait. Then when he comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ash-hole."
"In a village full of hipsters no one ever lied. Because hips don't lie."