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Joke of the Day
"Hillary Is Like Francium... Take her *elect*ron away and she won't blow up have of America."
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"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? They don't have to change the light bulb, they buy LED's.....My first original joke submitted to reddit! Hope you like :)"
"Do you know what the problem with toilets is? They're a pisstake."
"In what month are Rabbis dishonest? Jew-lie"
"After being an atheist for so long, I am now a catholic. Idk. I just really like cats"
"Post your original made up joke. No old jokes you've already posted. Here's mine: How did the Asian porn-star become president? By Generar Erection!"
"To all the Moms: ""Happy Mothers Day""! And to all the Dads: ""Happy Sunday.. Mother FuKers""!!"
"Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission."
"Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around."
"What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a child."