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Joke of the Day

"How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam? Egypt"

"Wife asked what was on the TV... I said ""dust"". That's when the fight started."

"When I see a couple fighting I like to walk up to the one who's more pissed off and whisper ""We can make it look like a suicide"" and wink"

"Whoever said ""only the good die young"" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class."

"What do fat girls and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."

"Did you know that Dublin, CA has the fastest growing population of all time? The populations always Dublin'. :D"

"Favorite joke as a kid. How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis."

"I've decided to leave my past behind So if I owe you money, I'm sorry but I've moved on."

"A man has been arrested after a bungled attempted at the theft of a combine harvester, during which he fell into the working parts of the machine. Police expect him to be bailed tomorrow."

"I got all my coworkers condoms and bibles for Valentines Day because I'm praying they get laid"