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Joke of the Day

"I lie in the bath for hours. But I try to tell the truth the rest of the time."

"[Bad joke] How does a Marine like his eggs? Semper-fried! (Bring on the booings and the beatings)"

"Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated? Snow boarding is fun as hell."

"I like my women like the World Trade Centers Tall, hot, and going down"

"Did you fall from Haven? Me: ""Girl, did you fall from heaven?"" Her: ""Don't even think about it?"" Me: ""...because Satan did"""

"I finally admitted to my girlfriend, ""I think I struggle with gender issues... ...because whenever I see you girl, I realize I wanna be inside a woman's body."""

" ! #16 UgarUp 2015 2015 ..."

"Q: How many believable competent ""just right for the job"" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it?"

"After all these years, Bono 'still hasn't found what he's looking for'. Perhaps he might have more luck if he took those stupid sunglasses off..."

"I like my woman like I like my coffe With no pubic hair."