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Joke of the Day
"What would be the name of a very old rapper? 2 Canes"
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"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."
"How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make."
"My wife came from the country... and hit every branch on the way down."
"Yo momma so fat... She is geographically bipolar."
"Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job? He tried fighting fire with fire."
"Q: What do you call the hair of a centaur? A: Humane."
"Why is Oedipus against swearing? He kisses his mother with that mouth!"
"PATIENT: Since I got this new job my feet are killing me. DR DOG: What's your job? PATIENT: Mailman DR DOG: *chases him out of room barking*"
"What do you call little kids in Belgium? Brusselsprouts"