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Joke of the Day

"Plagiarism Hey! I invented a new word: plagiarism."

"[PAPARAZZI] Bugs Bunny is it true u were shot by Elmer Fudd [BB]sips drink that's ridiculous water shoots out of holes No more questions"

"If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy."

"I like giving names to my furniture Right now i'm chillin' with Oscar the Couch"

"Remains to be seen... ...if glass coffins become popular."

"If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your 3 yr old,and tell them its santa clause."

"Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor? The doctor said it was all in her head"

"What did saitama draw with a pen and a ruler One punchline"

"I always shave my beard after having sex ... so I can remind my wife for how long we've not been doing it."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? I don't use a feminist to kill myself when talking to a gun."