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Joke of the Day

"Just because we share the same skin colour does not follow that I am obliged to always support you in every foolish and idiotic thing you say or do."

"Some people are legally blind. What happens to the illegally blind?"

"According to a new report from BP, the earth will run out of oil in 53 years. Luckily, thanks to BP, the ocean will still have plenty..."

"[running from cop] *cop catches me* ""Get on the ground or I'll taze ya"" *pulls jellyfish from pocket* ""Look they were all out of tazers"""

"Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!"

"What do Canadian squirrels eat? Eh-corns."

"I was tickling my brothers feet last night, when my mum woke up and asked me to stop. Apparently I should wait until he is born."

"What was Beethoven's favorite food? BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)"

"Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March."

"I like my women like I like my beer. . . . . . cold, pale and without a head."