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Joke of the Day
"I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV."
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"How did cell embarrass vegeta? He put a hole in his trunks."
"Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby"
"Good jokes about ebola will most likely go viral"
"Taking pictures with an iPad is the new fanny pack."
"Blood is thicker than water. Maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it."
"Everything I ever needed to know about structural engineering, I learned from Angry Birds."
"My asian girlfriend refuses to go all the way with me... She's a real life Chinese finger trap"
"Smokey: ""Only you can prevent forest fires"" Me: HOLY SHIT A TALKING BEAR"
"What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut? Its a chaise lounge."