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Joke of the Day

"How did cell embarrass vegeta? He put a hole in his trunks."

"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""

"My boyfriend doesn't believe in labels, which is probably why he drank all that bleach"

"I'm getting tired of always having to slowly raise my hand every time someone angrily asks, ""Who does something like that?!"""

"My dog crosses her paws regally while lying on the floor, like she didn't just eat the contents of the bathroom trash can."

"Whores on first, sluts on second, idle hos on third."

"The most realistic part of Harry Potter is how he goes to a school where he learns skills he can't use in the real world."

"I found my Dad's old porn stash I had no idea he was in so many movies."

"Pizza burnt the inside of my mouth and I don't understand why the things I love most keep hurting me"

"what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? the taste"