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Joke of the Day
"Good jokes about ebola will most likely go viral"
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"I do not like them in my inbox. I do not like them from a blond fox. I do not like your webcam spam. I do not like them, Scam I Am."
"An orangutan in the zoo has two books The Bible and Darwin's Origin Of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeperor his keeper's brother."
"It sucks when you get to work early but then shit for so long that your boss thinks you came in late. I need a ""I'm Here But Shitting"" sign."
"""The snack that smiles back..."" ""Babies!"""
"Boss: Why are you late? Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?"
"What do you call a terrorist video store? Blockbuster"
"I like my women like a like my coffee I dont like coffee"
"I got a handjob from a blind girl last night. She said ""You've got the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."". I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg.""."
"[mom unloads groceries] if there's one thing i love, besides my wild little rascals, it's subscribing to twenty different online tv services"