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Joke of the Day

"Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby"

"If the tv show ""Cops"" has taught me anything, it's to stay away from ppl with blurry faces. They always cause trouble."

"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."

"They are investigating Princes death... They dusted for prince, but found him face down in the corner."

"Recent studies have shown that 67% of women have used vibrators The other 33% have brand new ones"

"What's the most privileged fish? A Great White shark."

"I have this horrible tofu joke I'm afraid to post... It's really tasteless."

"Walk up in the club like ""hey do you have to buy anything to use the bathroom?"""

"What did the drunk egg say? O'm lit!"

"I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?"