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Joke of the Day
"My asian girlfriend refuses to go all the way with me... She's a real life Chinese finger trap"
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"""You haven't been listening to a word I've said, have you?"" It always felt like a strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation..."
"Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ? Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind"
"I was going to say a dead baby joke... but I decided to abort"
"I find puns about bones to be... quite Humerus!"
"My wife told me to get her something she can use for her birthday this year. So I got her a face-lift and a tummy tuck."
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"
"Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers? Because they don't beat anybody."
"Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane? Because he ate his carrion."
"Why don't klansmen like to eat sushi? because that would be a case of rice mixing"