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Joke of the Day

"What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."

"I don't know why China wants to continue the One China policy... I mean, the One Child policy didn't turn out too well."

"95% of the men's fashion budget on 'American Idol' goes to leather cuff bracelets and wallet chains."

"I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47."

"Why are gluten-free children so healthy? Because they're not inbred."

"Mythology gags, anyone? What can kill you with a glance and goes ""Hittthhh""? The Basilisp."

"www.conjunctivitis.com ...that's a site for sore eyes."

"What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat? A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!"

"Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens. Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would."

"What does a haunted hamburger say? MooooOOOoooOoo"