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Joke of the Day

"A very old joke: why is the letter r so important? Because without it, our friends would be fiends."

"I really got in touch with my inner self tonight... I'll never buy that cheap toilet paper again!"

"Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community. Their new mints are bi-curiously strong."

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Their boyfriends eat with their hats on."

"I named my iPod ""The Titanic"" Oh look! It's syncing now."

"I wouldn't say I ""missed"" your call."

"When a couple breaks up never believe her story Why? Because only history is reliable."

"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing"

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA."

"Why is football the single best sport? Because americans don't play it."