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Joke of the Day
"I mostly make black jokes because I have a dark sense of humor"
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"What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire."
"Where can you find the strongest tea? Cliffsides (because it's so steep)."
"What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !"
"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic? Going inside and asking for a coat hanger."
"My new coloring book, How To Tell The Woman You Love You've Been Living In Her Shrubs For A Year, comes out on tUESsdhay martha i love you"
"Only redditors would get this [deleted]"
"How do shellfish get high? At a clam bake"
"What's blue and square? An orange in disguise! Boom!!!"
"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag: You can hide but you can't run."