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Joke of the Day
"Who ate those tomatoes? Tom ate those."
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"Him: you look tired today Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences"
"Dear people with resolutions, Please bring all your unwanted.. bread, junk food, soda, drugs, and alcohol to my house. Thanks."
"I want to be the area under your curves."
"Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way."
"People from Wisconsin always make... Cheesy jokes."
"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over a kid's face."
"Someday I'll open a store that specializes in bedside furniture. The name of the store will be ""One"" I figure it'll be the only way I'll ever have a ""One nightstand."""
"A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot. It's so hard to find employees who you can count on."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !"