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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fist fight at noon? A lunchbox"
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"What's white and drips from the cloud? The coming of the Lord."
"A husband finds his wife in bed with three men. He says, ""Well, hello, hello, hello! His wife says, ""Aren't you going to say hello to me?"""
"If you drill a hole through the planet and drop a stone into it, how far does it fall Three feet and then the green rock eater eats it"
"Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."
"A cop pulled over a spanish photon... The cop asked, ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" The photon said, ""c."""
"What do you call the boner of a necrophiliac? Mourning wood"
"What is ISIS' favourite OS? Windows XPlosion"
"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."
"Invisible man married invisible woman.......Their kids were nothing to look at either!!"