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Joke of the Day

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."

"You know you are a Physics nerd when.... Yo mamma so fat she attracts black holes"

"I wrote a book about Homeopathy.... I named it 1001 uses of Alcohol."

"I choose toothpaste NOT recommended by dentists... those sneaky tooth-fiddlers have a lot to gain from promoting one that doesn't work."

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."

"*gets up off bed* *puts pants back on* Oh...so you...you wanted ACTUAL tacos then?"

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I only fly the drone"

"What did the suicide bomber instructor say to his class? Now pay attention class, I'm only going to do this once."

"If someone dies from laced cocaine, does the coroner write ""devastating blow"" on the death certificate?"

"What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!"