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Joke of the Day

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to be president? She also wants to get a blow job in the oval office"

"What is purple and commutes? An Abelian grape!"

"Who is 'N Sync's favourite film maker? Michael Bay Bay Bay"

"If you were out camping and woke up with a condom sticking out of your ass and didn't know why, would you tell anyone?"

"*full moon emerges from behimd clouds* nno--nonono it cant be...RUN. FAR AWAY FROM ME. NOW. IM A-- IM A-- *turns into bungalow* IM A WAREHOUSE"

"I'm more of a Coca-Cola person... soda speak."

"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."

"What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial!"

"I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story."

"How Pokemon go came to be Customers: ""Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?"" Niantic: ""147 Pokemon? You want to have 145 Pokemon?! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon?!"""