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Joke of the Day

"If you drill a hole through the planet and drop a stone into it, how far does it fall Three feet and then the green rock eater eats it"

"A bear walks up to a rabbit and asks ""Do you have a problem with shit getting stuck in your fur?"" Asks BEAR. The rabbit looked taken back, ""Uhh, No"" So the bear wiped his ass on the rabbit."

"When pharmacist gets sick....... Does the doctor give him a taste of his own medicine?"

"What do you do after having licked the world's smoothest vagina? Put it back in the stroller"

"I'd love to give the man who invented Incognito mode a cookie. Sadly it was erased."

"Did you guys here about the kidnapping earlier today?! He woke up at about 1 o'clock."

"The guy who invented the USB connector died... They lowered the coffin into his grave. Then they lifted it back out, turned it round, and lowered it back in again."

"Why is ""fuck you"" an insult? I mean, i fuck my self every day"

"I was talking to this guy at the gym about push-ups. ""How many reps would you usually do?"" he asked. ""A million,"" I rep lied."

"The gay marriage referendum was just passed in Ireland. The number of married gay Irish couples will be Dublin."