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Joke of the Day
"What is ISIS' favourite OS? Windows XPlosion"
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"People who say they're in the best shape of their lives are usually about to die."
"""What else can we think about?""- Insomnia"
"How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face."
"What do you call a homeless man? A Hobo Sapien."
"People of the world There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."
"Due to a mix up my cat ended up in a beauty contest and not at the vet. To my surprise she apparently won some gimmick trophy for fluffiest butt. It was a real *catastrophe.*"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black"
"Jack All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It was okay, but had no atmosphere."