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Joke of the Day
"Marry Christmas Fuck New Year's Eve Kill Easter"
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"What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship? Let's get on the ship, men!"
"What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!"
"Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud."
"Me and my girlfriend tried anal the other night... Me and my girlfriend tried anal the other night for the first time. didn't go so well. no idea how my ass is supposed to fit inside her vagina..."
"Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment? They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas"
"Q: What's the difference between roast beef & pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef."
"Haven't seen a king so upset since MLK had a dream! WARRIORS!"
"At a recent meeting at the Vatican the pope joked ""I've never seen so many priests in one room"" I guess he's never been to a kids party then"
"What would Jesus do? Today, take Mary out to Olive Garden."