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"Marry Christmas Fuck New Year's Eve Kill Easter"
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"Words can't describe how beautiful someone is... But numbers can. 4/10"
"What did the cow say to the hay? I chews you"
"My favorite jokes are ones about Pavlov. I always laugh at them without even thinking about it!"
"Husband: ""I have good news and bad news"" Wife: ""Tell me the bad news first."" Husband: ""The washing machine broke."" Wife: ""And the good news?"" Husband: ""The dogs are clean."""
"The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic."
"About to go for a run, because shoplifting"
"people who say ""guess what"" and make you actually guess make me want to die"
"I prefer F-1 over Nascar.... ...does that make me racist? -&y"
"If you say ""I knew you were going to say that"" enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings."