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Joke of the Day

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't go near anything that's not 20% off."

"So, Lieutenant Dan walks into a bar..."

"I guess my parents were secret agents all along. I heard they're getting a divorce because my dad got blown by the mailman."

"What's the Middle East's favorite candy? YemenHeads"

"Boss rushes frantically into manager's office... ""Hey, have you been screwing my assistant?"" ""No!"" ""Great! Then YOU fire her."""

"Where do pirates store their files? On their RRRRRRR drive."

"Why do Jewish men have to be Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20% off."

"What do you call a smart knife? Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better."

"Dear Cupid, next time hit us both."

"My Japanese girlfriend had a really bad tempura."