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Joke of the Day

"It seems like instead of ""say cheese,"" photographers in the olden days were like, ""everything is meaningless."""

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"Thank you to the Spanish public for. .. ...rallying round and providing new headlines."
"Dad: Let's talk, we never talk. Me: Okay. I kinda wanna tell you something... Dad: You can tell me anything. Me: I'm Batman. Dad: Get out."
"What do you call two crows standing side by side? Attempted murder."
"What does George RR Martin call his erectile dysfunction? Writer's cock"
"Which online dating site connects me with single-malt liquor in my area?"
"I like my women like I like my coffee ... ... ground up and in the freezer."
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