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Joke of the Day
"Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself!"
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"Puns plz Someone throw shit out there for me to make puns with. A topic, or whatever, and I'll do my best. Anyone else can join in too."
"[preppin for rap battle] *pops retainer out* dont wanna give him any ammunition *takes off suspenders* that should do it *rollerblades away*"
"An Irishman offended everyone in the pub by making witty jokes about their mums. What was his name? O'Byrne"
"So sad that out of 200 countries in this world,, America ranks 35th in the world in math... But at least that keeps us still in the top 10%"
"I peed on the floor in front of the beverages at a party Now there's no punchline."
"What happens when you eat burgers with onions? Bunions. (written by my 25 year old girlfriend)"
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."
"What are ducks' favorite drug? Quack."
"What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark."