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Joke of the Day
"Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together."
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"The mohel Q: Did you hear about the short sighted mohel? A: He got the sack."
"Ill tell you what I know about Dwarves Very little"
"Where do you weigh a whale? At a whale weigh station"
"My new thesaurus is terrible. It's also terrible."
"I thought my publication about fish living on land would be a big hit Too bad it was just a flop"
"The sign of a true gentleman... ...is one who knows how to play the bagpipes, but chooses not to."
"Hutterite Jokes How did the Hutterite man find his daughter in the woods? Quite satisfying What do you call the sweat between two hutterites having sex? relative humidity"
"Way into ""Game of Thrones"". Are there any shows that are games of other kinds of chairs?"
"If I was a police sketch artist I would be like ""is this the guy?"" And they would be like ""nope that's a barn"" because I can only draw barns"