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Joke of the Day

"I didn't recognize you It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""

"""How's about I rearrange your face?"" -Bully Picasso"

"Just thinking up snappy comebacks to painful conversations I had 22 years ago. What are YOU doing?"

"A pirate walks into a bar... And orders a bottle of rum. The bar tender says that will be 10 dollars. The pirate replies, ""Do you accept Barrrr Nickels???"""

"Why areAfrican Americans high jumpers? Because when da white boy whipping dem, they'd jump really high from the pain like from Tom and Jerry"

"My girlfriend's mood is like the graph of sin(x)..... Her mood goes up and down within one period."

"To be honest, I really don't give a f*ck. I lose friends, make friends and make enemies everyday. Regardless, I'm still going to be me..."

"Iran is 3 billion dollars short of hiding a Nuclear program What can they do to get the money?"

"Why are Dutch people so tall? The short ones drowned in the floods"

"What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Having two legs"