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Joke of the Day

"Penises are like internet connections Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime."

"How many toddlers does it take to change a light bulb Apparently more than 20 seeing how my basement is still dark"

"There's 2 statues in a dark room, what did one statue say to the other statue? Is statue?"

"Walk up to random strangers on the street and say, ""I love your podcast!"" You'll make 3 out of 5 of them very happy."

"Barksy, it's like Banksy, but he's a dog. Now I just sit back and watch the retweets roll in."

"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand ternary notation, those who don't and those who thought this would be a binary joke. Credits to /u/johnnybenude"

"The problem with this generation boils down to this one thing: Their cartoons suck."

"I was going to have an 'end of the world' party... ...but I couldn't get the day off work."

"Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her"

"My problem is I don't like working out in front of people or when I'm alone."