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Joke of the Day

"Why sharks are afraid to borrow money from other sharks! Because they are not just sharks, they are loan sharks!"

"Don't ever do that again knock know who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? .... You said you'd never forget"

"Take something someone says, then perceive it in every terrible way imaginable POOF you're a woman."

"What present did the kid with no hands get? Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet."

"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."

"it's been 12 years since Shrek came out, I still can't get over the fact that Donkey had sex with a dragon.."

"Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!"

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch!"

"What is the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair!"

"Me: ugh. The radio these days is full of bad news. Burglary over there, stabbing over here. Just turn it off please Arresting officer: no"