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Joke of the Day

"What is the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair!"

"[Jedi Training] TRAINER: Any questions? STUDENT: Can the Force be with me? TRAINER: I don't know...CAN it? STUDENT: Oh right...May the Force"

"Her: Are you okay? Me: Yea, Great! This isn't even my blood!"

"Reading the Cheesecake Factory menu. Don't tell me how it ends!"

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines."

"What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner? None, he just has some WATAH!"

"therapist: ""remember there are no stupid questions"" wife: ""okay"" therapist: ""keith you start"" me: ""do sharks ever need to have a bath?"""

"How do you summon a wizard taxi? CABRACADABRA!"

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus!"

"What is the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?[NSFW[ One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts EDIT: R.I.P. inbox, this really blew up unexpectedly"